SOME BACKGROUND
I was born on November 18, 2005 to two awesome (so far at least; I withhold official designation as “awesome” until I am a teenager and the issue of curfew comes up) parents. Here the are at their wedding.

My mom is supercool. She loves to make up funny songs for me, sings terribly, cooks yummy meals for me and my dad, and is trying to return to the elite athlete that she thinks she once was by training for a half marathon. My dad is also supercool. He makes me laugh with funny muppet songs, tickles me with his beard, and is teaching me how to grow tomatoes.